Stress of week 1 getting to you? Balloons are the solution.
Welcome one, welcome all to the hottest balloon party of the semester. Come and enjoy the round, inflatable joy of balloons whilst you enjoy learning the meaning of life, the universe and everything with a screening of Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. There will be snacks, and there will be balloons. Come find us in Lower Theatre of the aptly named Babel Building.
Martin Freeman will be waiting for you, I wouldn’t disappoint him if I were you.
Your Chaswegian overlords.