Words by Nathan Fioritti
‘Drop everything. We must supersede all front-page content with this now empty story after the Supreme Court’s outrageous straight-up denial of truth!’ This is probably not at all what the editors of the Herald Sun said to themselves on a Tuesday night a few weeks ago when the Supreme Court ‘silenced’ the following morning’s front-page story. It is, however, what they did, scrapping all other front-page stories on their 2 April edition, leaving only the mysterious Lawyer X. The story essentially stretched out little more than what was said in these two sentences: “We can’t tell you what the story was about. But we will fight for your right to know the truth”.
Restrictions like this are nothing new. In Australia we do not have a free press, and the Herald Sun would be well aware of this. The media are regulated through censorship laws that can be adjusted fairly easily by our state and federal governments. There are without doubt other things which the Herald Sun, and newspapers alike, are not permitted to report. So why then would they go to this extreme?
This is the Herald Sun saying, with few crumbs from their disposed news-filled mouths falling onto their later pages, ‘we’re for the people, and we’re fighting to tell you what you need to know’. Although, in reality, they are compromising the actual news they are delivering to do this. By stretching out their lack of useable information and dismissing more important content, the Lawyer X story becomes an object for which they can give themselves an indulgent pat on the back.
Sure, Lawyer X is an individual who is of importance, as editor Damon Johnston, said: “The police last night moved to prevent us from publishing important details that go to the heart of the public interest”. The thing is that if nothing can really be said yet, then a full front page is not warranted. There were other stories out there which could have replaced that regurgitated text, or filled those sinister voids of black ink. While some may be more pertinent for the public interest than others (you decide), here they are:
- The $100 million growth fund to assist the car manufacturing in South Australia and Victoria has been delayed. Tony Abbott may have promised to deliver the amount, and set a deadline which passed over a month ago, but as of 2 April only $72 million had been raised by the federal government.
- Privacy questions were raised after the AFP publically admitted to using drones in Australia. They said the drones were for crime scene investigations only but we all know it is only a matter of time before the things are ruling our skies, and as all science fiction suggests, developing sentience and enslaving the entire human race. As an expert said in a great little segment from ABC News, if you do happen to run into one “don’t try to grab it. They are basically flying lawnmowers so they will cut you up pretty bad”.
- A man tried to kick himself out of a body bag at a funeral parlour in the U.S. state of Mississippi, after being falsely pronounced dead. The story, in a way, has rationalised the fear expressed by the narrator of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Premature Burial. Scary stuff.
Words by Nathan Fioritti
1,200 Australian academics have signed an open letter to Prime Minister Tony Abbott, calling for the closure of offshore detention centres. The letter claims that the offshore processing on both Manus Island and Nauru is “seriously flawed and unsustainable”.
Professor Philomena Murray, of the School of Social and Political Sciences at the University of Melbourne, coordinated the letter. According to Professor Murray, the letter itself is a symbol of deep unease by academic staff across the country.
“Basically what you see is 1,200 academics who are so passionate and so concerned—really concerned, I think that’s the most important word to use—that they have written to me and to other people to talk about this concern.”
“When the letter got to 500 signatures in about three days, I sent it to the Prime Minister.”
After posting the letter online, there was an overwhelming reaction, leading to a national response, according to Professor Murray. It gained signatures and support from academics from every university in the country.
The idea for the letter came following a discussion with members of the group Academics for Refugees. The collaborative effort began after attending a vigil at Federation Square, following the death of 23-year-old asylum seeker Reza Berati on 17 February.
The Prime Minister has not responded to the open letter.
Words by Nathan Fioritti
Now, more than ever, it is crucial for newspaper publications to maintain integrity in order to sustain a devoted audience. The media world we are living in is one where falsities can be easily exposed, large-scale discussions can be easily had, and readers can access a plethora of different news options at almost any time. Integrity in the eyes of a certain newspaper’s readers is what keeps them hanging on.
For this reason, the second article in my column series will look at national News Corp. publication The Australian.
According to The Australian’s website, the newspaper exists in order to “lead the independent thinking, essential for the further advancement of our country”, and “cater to the needs of an influential and educated audience.” This feat, one would think, should not involve planting Kyle Sandilands on a front page. This is a man who abruptly asked New Zealand artist Lorde—who had reportedly been spending a lot of time with fellow musician Taylor Swift—“are you going to confirm now you’re in a lesbian relationship with her?”.
On the 12 March 2014 edition of The Australian, an article called ‘Fab and fat’ send Kyle and O off the dial‘ appeared in the middle-top right of the front page. Admittedly, there was a story there, with the duo reeling in over a quarter of a million listeners on their new station KIIS106.5 after getting kicked out from their former home at 2Day. But the choice to make the article front page material is almost akin to crowning them king and queen of our nation’s airwaves.
The Australian did, however, manage to slip in an important story about Labor’s increased opposition towards media reform, albeit below Kyle’s overly audacious mug. The media reforms had been proposed by Malcolm Turnbull, due to fears that local TV news are at threat. Unfortunately though, this story lived in the shadow of the one where Sandilands distastefully put his popularity down to him having the support of “fat people”. In similarly breaking news, Jackie O appeals to the “fabulous”, enabling the duo to cater to both the fab and the fat.
Flick a few pages in and you would have found the article ‘Palmer channels Gandhi in electoral act bunfight’, accompanied by an image of Palmer standing awkwardly in front of a plane. “Clive Palmer in Hobart with the coat of arms on his plane,” read the caption. Even this, however ridiculous, would have been a better story to run in place of the Kyle and Jackie O article, if for no other reason than comic relief.
Better yet, let’s take a look at what other intriguing and/or outlandish potential stories were out there during the time of the article:
- The Crossroads report, prepared by Ernst and Young and ReachOut, called for a rethinking of the Australian mental health system, stating that the current system is not meeting demand and that more of a focus on self-help and the young is required.
- A series of emails, leaked to the ABC, were sent out to Immigration Department staff urging them not to use the word ‘sympathise’ when writing correspondence for ministers. They were instead encouraged to use the word ‘acknowledge’ to avoid an “emotional” tone. Confirmation as to whether or not the ministers in question are robots—as the desired tone shift suggests—remains unknown.
- Both the Samsung app store and Google Play have released a new app called Power Sleep, which assists researchers by using your inactive smart phone to crunch scientific data. The app makes it extremely simple for anyone to lend a hand to science.
- Oh, and Barrack Obama sent a tweet, containing an inside joke about “spider bites” to Zach Galifianakis, following the filming of a Between Two Ferns segment.
Words by Nathan Fioritti
Print is not dead yet, and nobody is really authorised to break the bad news to print media. It’s lying there, certainly not in the same shape as it used to be— pages ruffled, spine weakened, ink fading— but still hanging in there. If you ignore these paradoxical pixels and hunt down the latest edition of Farrago, you will find that, with proof in hands, it is still possible to rejoice in the name of print media.
This column is about a specific segment of print media that is still kicking— newspapers, and what they are doing with the influence they still hold. It will hopefully assure you that you are not alone at times when you are so baffled by headlines that you question the very notion of news. Perhaps you too have watched every episode of The Newsroom, engaging in countless mental fist pumps while thinking— ‘News! Real news! You tell ‘em news team.’ Each of these columns will look at a particularly severe case of headline crime and offer a selection of more ‘newsworthy’ stories, ranging from plain outrageous to (occasionally) more serious.
I’d like to start by looking at the 28 January 2014 issue of the Herald Sun*. In this particular issue the headline ‘HIPSTERS CUT RAZOR PROFIT’, in stark bold caps, graced the top left of the front page. The story was about the impact of bearded hipsters on the profits of shaving companies, namely Gillette. Although it may seem like the kind of story Today Tonight could have run (had the show not been axed this February, a small victory for news in general), things could have been worse.
At the top of page nine of the same edition appears the headline ‘CARPARK PRISON’ and its subheading ‘No escape as families trapped for two hours after Docklands fireworks’. Meanwhile, Australia is still sending asylum seekers, who are exercising their human right to seek refuge, off to detention centres in Indonesia. Never mind that though; families were imprisoned in a car park for two whole hours, those poor souls. Thankfully, the story did not make the front page, but unfortunately it was still somehow passed off as news in lieu of the humanitarian issues on our doorstep.
So what important news was there to report? Oh, only corruption. On the very same day, a number of other news outlets were reporting that influential Construction, Forestry, Mining and Energy Union officials in both NSW and Victoria had accepted bribes and other inducements by companies who are associated with bikies and organised crime figures. Surely that is more significant than system-defying bearded hipsters.
So, in light of this madness, here are a few more ‘newsworthy’ stories, aside from one on construction industry corruption, which could have run in place of the headline:
- A collaboration of international scientists, including some from The University of Sydney, discovered which bacteria were responsible for the Black Death and the Plague of Justinian. Their findings also indicated that new plagues could emerge among humans in the future. ‘BACTERIA REVEAL POTENTIAL FOR FUTURE PLAGUES’?
- It has been 15 years since a man who went by the name of John Titor claimed to have travelled back in time from 2036 using a device first installed in a ‘67 Chevrolet Corvette. Despite the many flaws in his story, for a bit of shock value we could even find one of his predictions that semi-came true and run a story suggesting that he may have come from an alternate reality. Perhaps one where the media landscape does not favour stories about minor profit cuts due to bearded hipsters, over ones of much more significance.
*As Murdoch’s News Corp. accounts for 59% of all daily newspaper sales in Australia, it is more than probable that a proportionate amount of time in this column will be dedicated to News Corp. publications.