Music videos are my generation’s moon landing
Glassy eyed in front of TV screens
Munching on cinnamon crunch
Cereal and turning the volume up on
Cruddy speakers
TV rots your brain and sugars rots your teeth and
Don’t sit so close you’ll get square eyes
What’s the 4-1-1?
Rhinestones spell ‘sexy’ on my butt
Earrings double as basketball hoops
Major bling!
Don’t sit so close you’ll get square eyes
Checkout chicks steal side eyes at the store TV
Where it’s all smooth sailing down
Queens of the screen sing from stolen cars
Kissing kings of rap with diamond rings and
Bound by gold chains
Cha-Ching!
Don’t sit so close you’ll get square eyes
Daydreaming during class and
Trapped in our beds at night
Hatching plans of pop stardom
Amongst the stars on the boulevard
That’s one small step for man
Don’t sit so close you’ll get square eyes
“Ya mother wants to watch the morning news”
But I want my MTV