Caitlyn Kirwan (writer), Hannah Garvan (writer), Naomi Sepiso (writer), Nitul Vidyadhar Deshpande (writer), Lucy Williams (graphics)
<p>100-words-or-less pieces about unsolicited advice for Farrago 2019 Edition 6.</p>
ABC Smokers
By Caitlyn Kirwan
He’s spewing out smog that collects on the floor of the smokers. He shouts to be heard.
‘You really should just do more MDMA, you’ll realise depression is just like, big pharma.’
He keeps on smoking, pools forming at his feet.
‘That’s only because the antidepressants had you fucked though.’
The pools are waist deep, people are screaming. Smoke fills the room. The tip of his cigarette the only thing visible as he gestures from within the cloud.
‘It’s really fucked up how close-minded you are.’
Sirens wail in the distance, the bartender calls last drinks.
Smoke Break
By Naomi Sepiso
I sat down in the gardens
today for just a minute,
all the school children
were walking by.
I heard a little girl
sing a song she learnt.
She repeated:
“Peace and harmony
for everyone.”
The earth speaks through
her children.
Roll your shoulders
unclench your jaw
sink into the couch
and wrap that blanket
around a little tighter.
Sun always comes back
around, and sky is half clear,
speckled with puffs
and wisps of dreams.
My eyes a mirror.
Can I Cum 2
By Hannah Garvan
It was 2pm.
They hadn’t slept.
I found myself
in a Strange Man’s house.
For my girlfriend,
it had been a big night.
I only came to take her home.
Now I was Cooked too.
In the presence of
middle-aged,
coked-up heteros,
we held onto each other.
Love heart eyes.
She’d been telling them
about me all night,
they said.
And yet:
a Strange Man
would proposition us
with a threesome
to make sure
we don’t like
man-dick.
‘But how do you know?’
Zen
By
I am not sure what you’re going through, but I will tell you
this, there is a zen parable about a monk who while visiting a
marketplace overheard a butcher being asked by a customer ‘which of your meats
is the best?’ to which the butcher replied ‘all my meats are the best’. And
after hearing this, the monk was instantly enlightened. And when I first heard
this, I thought it was an okay story.
A couple years ago, when I finally became an adult, I began to feel bad about
myself. I thought ‘what if I’ve wasted away the best years of my life’. Then I
remembered the story and thought ‘no, all my years are the best years of my
life’.