CAFE's Performative Male Contest and Matcha

📚🍵 Who’s the Most Performative Male? – CAFE’s Week 3 Event 🎭✨

Do you thrift your fits, sip on iced matcha, and carry tote bags full of feminist lit 📖💅? Maybe you post Laufey/Clairo lyrics on your story or gush about your 24k gold Labubu 🐇✨

If this sounds like you (or your situationship 👀), then it’s time to prove it. Join CAFE for our Performative Male Showdown — where the most performative will rise to the top 🏆.

📍 Location: Student Kitchen
📅 Date: Thursday, 14th August
🕛 Time: 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM

🍵 On the Menu:
✦ Matcha — exclusively for the Performative Males 😉
✦ Pour Over & Espresso Drinks — for the lovely audience

⚠️ RSVP Required:
Whether you’re competing or watching, you MUST RSVP to save your spot:
👉 https://forms.gle/cCpX3DfC2Dgy6jUo8

👥 Please Note:
Only CAFE members can participate. Not a member yet? No worries — sign up for just $10 for the whole year! You’ll unlock weekly Thursday events with coffee, matcha, and vibes ☕💚

So grab your thrifted cardigan, tote bag, and favorite Miffy plushie 🐰 — it’s time to see who performs the female gaze best.

💬 Who will take the crown? Come find out 🐻💕

🫶 Yours always,
Your Coffee Bear at CAFE ⋆(ᵕ—ᴗ—)